This is a song sung at the end of The Cleopatra Problem.

Lyrics Edit

Cleopatra: Put your arms to the side like a couple of pans and add a little weight to one.

Then a little to the other until it's exact. That's why they call it the balancing act.

Cleopatra, Peg, and Cat: Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, do the balancing act.

Peg: If your scale's uneven..

Cat: ...and starting to tip...

Peg: ...take a little tip from me.

Adjust the weight 'til the arm is straight.

Cleopatra: You can add or subtract.

Cleopatra, Peg, and Cat: With a balancing act!

Cleopatra, Peg, Cat and a Guard: Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, do the balancing act.

Dancer: Balance with the dancers on a camel's hump.

Ramone: Balance on a pyramid.

Peg: When you can't afford to guess which is more or less, do the balancing act.

Cat: You'll be glad you did!

Cleopatra: Ay-ay-ay! So whether you're the queen of an ancient land...

Random Man: ....Or a guy who looks like Mack.

Peg: You can balance 'til you drop.

Cat: And that's a fact.

Peg: Now everybody's doing the balancing act.

Peg, Cleopatra, Ramone, Cat and the Guard: Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, do the balancing act.

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