This is a song sung in The Mega Mall Problem advertising a dance contest hosted by a man in a zebra suit known as "Zebra Guy". It is sort of a rap.

Lyrics Edit

Verse One Edit

Come, come, bust a move and cut a rug.

With your favorite zebra-suited lug.

Whichever teen wins the first prize.

Gets the zebra man's upper hand this size (?)

So, see you on the dance floor.

Verse Two Edit

So, so, so come on down and earn your stripes.

By performing dance moves of various types.

If you're good, the audience will eat it up.

Like a green frozen yogurt in this little pink cup.

In this little pink cup.

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